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We were in a restaurant and apparently having a conversation some woman a table away who was eaves-dropping didn't seem to agree with. I saw her take out her little cell phone from her purse and surreptitiously try to point it in our direction. If I hadn't been in respectable company, I would have promptly marched over there and shoved that contraption so far up her a** she would have been dialing it with her belly-button. I'm not kidding, either. Snap that picture at your own risk, and don't be surprised if you wind up in a bad, bad, bad situation.